Friday, August 27, 2010

Funucation with Professor Cameron!

Olivia has inspired me to learn more about everything, so I thought why not make it into something that I do on my blog too! So I thought of what to put up first and I thought I would start with something that I know very well, fish! Well specifically I'm going to start with my favorite fish. This fish is called the Ocean Sunfish, or sometimes known as the Mola Mola. The sunfish is the heaviest bony fish in the world! It has an average adult weight of 2,200 pounds! Sunfish look like a big fish head with a little tail and their babies look like pufferfish. They're even eaten in some parts of the world. I'm sure that you could have guessed that the Japanese are the main consumers. Those damn Japs eat anything. Sunfish spend most of their life basking on the surface of the water. They're usually solitary but they get in groups when cleaning themselves in kelp beds. I think it's funny that no one has determined their natural life span. All we know is that they live about ten years in captivity. All of the scientists probably have other very important matters to attend to, like finding out that snails can crawl over a razor blade without getting cut. Anyway, I'll be doing this about once a week for you guys so tune in next time children!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Koala jerky and khaki shorts.

Whenever I get on my computer, a voice rings out from the heavens saying, "Cameron! You are the chosen one! Destined to thin the line between reality and the astral plane that is the internet!" Or it could be the medicine I've been taking. Well, I just got back from a very entertaining gaming session at Michael Jackson's house. It was filled with Australian cursing, throat slitting, and mutual hatred throughout the party. So without further adieu, listen to this song while you read about Adam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrkJCbS8YWE


ADAM

What would one do for love? Some may say many things such as how they would take a bullet for their loved one or jump in front of a train to push them out of the way. But rarely in life do these exaggerations actually happen. Adam was just a seventeen year old boy. He went through school, did work on his parent’s farm, and hung out with friends. But one day he fell in love with a girl who lived in the middle of town. This had been the first girl he ever had feelings for like this. They went to the tavern and sat in the fields looking up at the stars. Then, one morning he woke up with her voice still ringing through his mind, reminding him to wait somewhere in the field outside of town. He got dressed and went out and sat in the field amongst the flowers and butterflies fluttering around him. He felt lost looking up into the sky, watching the clouds go by; his love was the only thing going through his mind. Minutes passed while Adam gazed into the sky. Minutes soon turned to hours waiting for her to come to that field. His mind cluttered with unanswered questions, decided to stay and wait for her, because they were truly in love and she would come to the field. Hours soon turned to days as Adam waited for her to arrive at that spot in the field. As Adam pondered life and its many questions, not once did he question the faithfulness of his love. Eventually, as weeks passed, Adam’s unwavering love turned into deep seeded hatred. He finally took notice that the one that he placed his care and trust into had left him.It took weeks of thinking time to finally notice that although he placed his trust in the people around him, no one ever cared about him. Not even his parents cared, if they did then surely they would have sent people out to look for Adam with him being gone this long. Even the ones Adam called his friends. Whenever they went out to party, Adam was never invited. The next day, Adam passed away after losing all will to live. His body lied untouched for another week. The emotional stress while he passed did something to him while his body sat alone in that field. The pains of being so lonely and so spiteful all while completely losing the will to live stirred something inside him. Something so foul it deformed his very body. His remnants of a soul twisted along with his flesh. His mind awakened, refreshed and with only one feeling upon it.
Despair.

His love lies awake in her room staring at the ceiling. She was never able to go and see Adam on that day as her mother passed in her sleep the night before. She was so ashamed to go and see him for days, but she eventually went to his family and asked where he was. They told her about how he hadn’t been home since he went to meet her. She searched for him for days. She went to the field where he told him to meet her and didn’t find him. She searched high and low but he was nowhere to be found. She finally gave up and was now lying in bed, worried about Adam. She then heard the door swing open and bang upon the house. Her father shouted something and then all the girl could hear were blood curdling screams, as though someone had tore open her father’s throat. Paralyzed in fear, the girl could do nothing but stagger back against the wall as her room’s door swung open so slowly it felt like decades. As it inched open letting out a creaking sound that sent shivers down ones spine, standing in the doorway was something plucked from the greatest nightmares of the creatures of the nine hells. It was a tall, slender man with sheet white skin and large, bulging eyes that cried continuously. His mouth was turned into a large, stretched out frown that was like a scar upon his face. He slowly walked up to the girl with such grace it seemed as though he were gliding. He grabbed her face with his right hand, looked into her eyes, and told her, “I’m done waiting.” Before tearing open her stomach with the sickle he wielded. As she went into shock from the pain, she managed to sputter one thing as she faded away. “I still love you.” And then she was gone from the world. But like a scar upon the earth, Adam remained in undeath. He would never let this happen to anyone again. Adam would make sure no one would know the same pain he knew on that day.

Monday, August 23, 2010

The Phoenix Analogy

Like a Phoenix from the ashes I have arisen! I've been missing from the blogging scene if you haven't noticed. If you haven't noticed I am extremely worried about you actually. So yes, I am back on the blogging scene with full strength! My friends moving away gives me a lot more incentive to be blogging again. I do enjoy it, it's just the fact that I have to stop being such a bum and actually come on here and ramble. Come to think of it, I haven't done much of anything at all this whole summer. Eh, as long as I'm back that's all that matters right!? So, now that I'm back in the swing of things I've gotten back into playing the piano and making the chiptunes. So expect some songs featuring both of them. I have to make some songs before I call myself an artist so I have to jump on that. I really did enjoy my summer. It was filled with beaching, donuts and hot dogs, and most importantly of all me falling on my ass skim boarding. In more recent Cameron related news, I went to the fair with Olivia yesterday and had a lot of fun with her. We got Pokemon hats! I got the Turtwig one and she got an Ash hat. My hat is illustrated in the handy-dandy picture above. I really want to teach piano lessons actually. First I need to make a really nice flyer that I can hang up everywhere and people will be impressed with it. I'll teach them up to second level and then I can refer them to my old piano teacher. On another note, I need to buy a web cam so I can chat with my buddies in their new dorms! I will send them my campaigns and stories that I write so they can play their new gaming buddies through them. And in return they can show their new friends my chiptune so I can get publicity! As soon as I make some that is, haha. Well, I would like to save some stuff for next time so that's it for now! Till next time!